Joseph Smith Sees the Flying Spaghetti Monster in his First Vision

Before Joseph Smith became famous as prophet of Mormonism, he saw a Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sacred grove. He did not become a pastafarian, but his grammar was about as good as that of a 19th-century pirate, and he did come to be revered as a prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (or LDS Church). Here is a picture of his first vision of the FSM:

Flying Spaghetti Monster Visits Joseph Smith

Behold, the Flying Spaghetti Monster visited Joseph Smith:

Joseph Smith's Vision of the FSM

Do not deny the evidence of your own eyes.