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An nonsense essay on surveys

Let us commence a journey into the much traveled topic of survey. Underestimate survey at your peril. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that survey is thought about eight times every day by the easily lead, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. Upon Mr. Deity's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he saw clearly into the human heart. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet the survey is quite good.

Primarily survey builds trust among the people. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is survey. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three Mormons for that hat, it's lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will study the Custard-Not-Mustard model. Taking special care to highlight the role of survey within the vast framework which this provides.

Clearly the graphs demonstrate a strong correlation. Why is this? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank oil prices has always depended upon survey to a certain extent, but now more that ever. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love surveys in exchange for free rice.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing survey and ones own image of themselves.

Take a moment to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Kuuipo Tuigamala 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to survey. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of witnesses of survey.'

One of the great ironies of this age is survey. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with survey? We can say that survey plays a large part in the lives of all. It inspires, provides financial security and statistically it's great.

Let's finish with a thought from star Courteney Cruise: 'You win some, you loose some, but survey wins most often.' [3]


[1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing

[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing

[3] Your survey - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing